33 Strange Jewish Products Being Sold on Amazon.com
Here are 33 Jewish Products being sold on Amazon that will raise an eyebrow or two.
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1. Woodstock Klezmer Windchime
For all those who get a hunkering for some great Klezmer tunes every time it gets windy this is the windchime of your dreams. This windchime features a cherry wood windcatcher silk screened with a blue star of David and is made by Grammy award-winning musician and instrument maker Garry Kvistad!
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2. Map of Jerusalem Collector Baseball
If you know someone who loves baseball, is a huge geography buff, and has a passion for Israel get this ball to them immediatley. For those that purchase it for themselves, I have one question for you…What exactly are you going to do with it? For me, I am going to wait until the Map of Tzfat Collector Baseball is available. Can’t wait!
3. Prague Night Light – Old Jewish Cemetary
Sounds kind of creepy to have a nightlight with a picture of a cemetary on it. Maybe next time they should consider some kosher cows jumping over the moon. Some features of this light include: Plug can be rotated to accommodate outlets in any direction. Glass front for vivid visual display. Additional replacement bulb is included with each light (7 watt “night light” bulb). Sweet dreams!
This actually seams like a great game! A Twister Dance Mat accompanied with Heimishe Music from Mitzvah Family. 3 Heimishe upbeat songs. 5 different difficulty levels to appeal to all levels of dancing skill. Wondering if this company has plans for a טאַנץ טאַנץ רעוואָלוציע (Tantz, Tantz Revalutzya)
5. Passover Matzah Sweeper
Amazon must think this is some type of toy, it is listed as the #507,645 most popular item in the toys and games section. Clearly the Amazon algorithm has never had matzah before. Cleaning up is easier when using this Passover Matzah Sweeper. Great for sweeping up those matzah crumbs! Manufacturer recommended age: 4 years and up.
6. Yo-Bagel Bagel Yo-Yo
It’s a YO-YO Bagel! It’s a bagel. No it’s a yoyo. No it’s actually a real working yoyo shaped just like a bagel. Disguised to look like a bagel sandwich in a take-out container, this yoyo is sure to be as much fun as having bagels and lox for breakfast every morning for a month! It takes playing with your food to a whole new level. Ages 8+. Measures approximately 3 x 1 1/2 inch.
7. No Limit Texas Dreidel Kit
Spice up your poker tournaments! Take the Chanukah dreidel game, combine it with poker, and you’ve got a new dreidel experience that is truly fun. You’ll check, bet, raise, or fold depending on the strength of your dreidel hand (or how much you like to bluff). Fun for up to 4 players ages 9-99. Includes 8 small dreidels, 3 large dreidels, 4 shakers, Play Guide, Spinner Button. Packaged in a drawstring bag, inside a 6″ square box.
8. Israel Sleeping Mat
And you thought you saw everything! Whether you are camping out or on the go, this traveling Israeli designed Sleeping mat will always come in handy. Make sure you have some explanations when (not if) someone asks you what your were thinking when making this purchase. Mat Dimensions: 66.5″ L x 36″.
9. Jewish You Were Me Men’s T-Shirt
Finally you can let the world know just how awesome being Jewish really is (and just how corny you really are). The shirt is made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton and has a relatively light fabric weight of 5.3 oz. Because so many of you are scared to wear it, this shirt is only printed on-demand.
10. Plush Alter Kaker Tortoise Chewish Squeak Treat Toy
If your dog’s birthday is coming up consider the Alter Kaker Tortoise Chew toy as the gift he will be sure to love. Made by Chewish Treats (get it?) This plush squeak toy will give your dog a reason to be your friend, at least until next year.Dogs love to mouth and carry Chewish Treats around while enjoying the squeaks. Made of all new materials. Polyester plush and fill. Rubber squeaker secured in interior.
11. Melissa & Doug Passover Box of Questions
Nope it’s not a box of Matzahs or a set of puzzles. This is a box full of conversation starters all about Passover, family, tradition and faith. Includes 82 original questions, one on each card. A variety of topics will have players thinking, laughing and learning about tradition and family. Encourages communication and listening skills. A great hostess gift.
12. 8 GB Engraved “Shema Yisrael” USB Drive Key Chain With Diamond and Star of David
Really? A USB Drive for $295? You would think we were still in 1998! This 8 Gigabyte Disk on Key is engraved with a Magen David surrounding a diamond, the words Shema Yisrael across the middle, loaded with a digitalized Book of Psalms and a great gift idea for any occasion. The drive keychain can be personalized with names or additional diamonds. This item is a great gift idea for a lifecycle event like a Bar Mitzvah. Material: Sterling silver 925, Dimensions: 30mm/1.2″
13. Gemini Specs Glasses Star of David
These unique holographic glasses let you see a Star of David when looking at bright points of light. They work well with city lights, candles and fireworks (Wonder if anybody wears them when lighting Shabbat candles). The glasses are great for entertaining at parties and holiday celebrations (Chanukah!) or other occasion.
14. Ceramic Lox Cat Treat Jar
If your kitty is the artistic type she will most certainly enjoy this colorful ceramic treat jar. The jar is adorned with a Star of David (guess that makes the cat Jewish), A silhouette of a cat, hearts and a fish named lox that doubles as a handle. This Jar is sure to appeal to no one.
15. Jewish Hanukkah Toilet Lid Cover – A Great Miracle Happened Here
For those who have been hitting the jelly doughnuts and potato latkes a little too hard, a Chanukah themed toilet lid cover has the legend “A Great Miracle Happened Here” stamped in a white and gold dreidel pattern. Deep turquoise, 100% cotton (machine washable). Elasticized, and fits most standard toilet seat lids.
16. Jewish Rabbi Nesting Doll

17. Amazing Kosher Compass
Don’t leave home without it! An amazing compass that points to…. you guessed it Jerusalem. So if you find yourself in a hotel room, airport or in the middle of nowhere this compass will make sure you always daven in the right direction. Isn’t there an app for this?
18. Mazel Tov On Your Bat Mitzvah Light Switch Cover
First a cemetery night light and then a mazel tov light switch cover. Next up is a bris light bulb. Officially called the Mazel Tov On Your Bat Mitzvah Torah on Ancient Paper Light Switch Cover, it is made of durable scratch resistant metal that will not fade, chip or peel. Featuring a high gloss finish, along with matching screws makes this cover the perfect finishing touch.
19. Jewish Plush Pet Toy – Menorah Hat
There must be a serious amount of Jewish dogs and cats out there. If Fido or Rufus enjoys dressing for the holidays then by all means get him the Chewish Treats menorah hat. This gift is for serious dressers only and not for dogs that like to chew on things.
20. Star of David Door Harp
Add this star of David Door Harp to your musical instrument collection. Modern day door harps hang on any interior door or the interior side of an exterior door. They gently announce the comings and goings of friends and family (and anyone trying to break in) with their peaceful tone.
21. Midrash Manicures High Holiday Nail Decals
This is not what your father meant when he said you should have Torah at your fingertips! This package Includes: 14 student size and 14 adult size stick-on nail decals (all-in-one!) Directions for how to apply the decals. And there is more to come, stay tuned for Midrash Manicures Nail Decals for Hanukkah and for the Ten Plagues!
22. Chassidic Rabbi Tea Infuser 4pc Ceramic Mug Set
Novelty Jewish Rabbi tea mug with cozy, lid and infuser. Brew your own from loose leaf or teabag. Holds 8oz. Have a “glassele tea” direct from the Rebbe! The 4 piece set looks like a Chassidic Rabbi in coat and hat, but disassembles to reveal an 8oz white (no handles) ceramic mug, with black “suit jacket” cosy and black “hat” tea infuser and lid (hat). Hand-washable.
23. Kosher Ceramic Dog Bowl
24. Inflatable Haman Punching Bag
25. Litvak Family Parking Sign
Don’t hang this up in Williamsburg! This parking sign makes it very clear what your family background is. This sign is perfect made to last for years outdoors and the sign makes an excellent decor piece for indoors. Great for you basement, garage, den, office, man cave and it makes the perfect gift for any occasion. Available in 10 x 14 or 12 x 18 Inches.
26. Fancy Schmancy Hand Sanitizer
This hand sanitizer claims to kill 99,9% of germs on contact. The real question is why they choose to put a picture of a rabbi on the cover. Maybe the rabbi will bless our hands or certify this product as kosher in case you decide to taste it.
27. Easy Riding Menorah
This is a perfect gift for you motorcycle fanatics. Crafted by hand from metal sheeting and painted a creamy white with red and silver toned trim, this menorah will surely stand out. If prefer cars you may be interested in this Pink Cadillac Convertible Menorah.
28. Passover Matzoh Boxers
Create a sensation at Passover with these Matzoh cloth sleep shorts. Looks like the real thing, but no crumbs, guaranteed!! Consider giving this special gift to the adult who acts like a child and finds the afikomen. One size fits most. 100% cotton. Proudly made in the USA!!
29. Dreidel Roulette Game
A game of chance and challenge for an unlimited number of players, combining all of the action of dreidel and roulette. The colored balls are placed into the wooden arena. The dreidel is spun inside – the longer it spins, the more balls will be knocked into the colored and numbered holes.
30. Davida Kosher Kurls Leave-in ”Shmear”
For those who want some Shmear in their hair this is the product for you! The “Kosher Kurls” Claims to be the best leave-in conditioner in the world! The owners of this product may want to consider a name change so it doesn’t sound like you are putting chicken schmaltz in your hair.
31. Passover Ten Plagues Bowling Pin Set
Have some interactive fun on Passover. Teach the children. Perk up the most distracted guest at your Passover table. Punctuate the recitation of the 10 plagues by setting out on your table one-by-one ten little bowling pins. Each of the ten pins symbolizes one of plagues-each are sensitively depicted so as not to frighten the youger children.
32. Blue Star of David Kid’s Flip Flops
When you’re looking for a pair of comfortable Flip Flops that will knock your socks off, look no further than these. These thong flip flops are water proof and reflect your style. Wear around the house, at the beach or to the mall. These decorated flip flop slippers will make for an endless summer of fun.
33. Jewish Bagel and Cream Cheese Dog Chew Toy
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